(This column was published in the North Shore News on July 15, 1998)

 

Mad and getting madder

By Leo Knight

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. 

--Henry VI, Act 4, Scene 2.  

 

JUDGING from the response to last week's depiction of the events concerning the jailing of a police officer convicted of assault, it would appear many of you are getting mad.  

 

Good.  

 

Now here's a news flash. Those responsible for running the justice system don't care what you think. You see, they inhabit a vastly different world from the rest of us, the great unwashed without the letters LLB behind our names.  

 

Theirs is a world of arguments, gently and politely held before other lawyers all bent on protecting the rights of the individual and the hell with the collective rights of society. All done with a time clock working overtime.  

 

Excuse me?  

 

You see their world is driven by billable hours. The longer a case is dragged out, the more hours they can bill.  

 

It's quite simple really.  

 

If they can find a reasonable Charter argument in a case -- and they can and do in almost every case -- they can stretch a simple shoplifting case into hours and hours of pure drivel. The type of drivel that puts their kids through college and pays for the yacht.  

 

It's virtually impossible to stop the drivel either.  

 

If, for example, the judge is blessed with common sense -- I know, I know, it's a stretch, but just suppose -- the judge can only rule on the argument presented, not on the merits of or the motivations for presenting it. To do anything else would guarantee an appealable point of law and the billing clock goes positively manic.  

 

The Charter of Rights and Freedoms is, in itself, a noble document, one whose ideals and values I cherish. The way the Charter has been treated -- twisted, stretched, wrapped and contorted -- makes it virtually unrecognizable any more.  

 

The job of the police officer has been changed dramatically in the past 15 or so years since the Charter has been around.  

 

Take, for example, the words a police officer must use now each time a suspect is arrested.  

 

It used to be a cop had to tell the arrestee, "You are not obliged to say anything, but anything you do say may be given in evidence."  

 

"You have nothing to hope from any promise of favor and nothing to fear from any threat. You have the right to retain and instruct counsel without delay."  

 

In the intervening years since the Charter was enacted, the warning has changed to the point where it is now almost a full page long.  

 

The arresting officer has to take several breaths just to get through it all while the bad guys eyes glaze over.  

 

Are you ready?  

 

Here it is straight from the booklet issued to all police officers in the province from the attorney general's office.  

 

"I am arresting you for (state reason for arrest, including the offence and provide known information about the offence including date and place).  

 

"It is my duty to inform you that you have the right to retain and instruct counsel in private without delay. You may call any lawyer you want. There is a 24-hour telephone service available which provides a legal aid duty lawyer who can give you legal advice in private.  

 

"This advice is given without charge and the lawyer can explain the legal aid plan to you.  

 

"If you wish to contact a legal aid duty lawyer I can provide you with a telephone number.  

 

"Do you understand? Do you want to call a lawyer?"  

 

(Notice how many times the word lawyer or counsel is used by the arresting officer? But it goes on ... )  

 

"You have the right to a reasonable opportunity to contact counsel. I am obliged NOT to take a statement from you or to ask you to participate in any process which could provide incriminating evidence (say what?) until you are certain about whether you want to exercise this right. Do you understand? What do you want to do?"  

 

(Pass out from boredom probably. But it ain't over yet. After all that the cop still has to take a statement, right?)

 

"You are detained with respect to (reason for arrest). If you have spoken to any police officer including myself, with respect to this matter, who has offered you any hope of advantage or suggested any fear of prejudice should you speak to me at this time, it is my duty to warn you that no such offer or suggestion can be of any effect and must not influence you or make you feel compelled to say anything to me for any reason, but anything you do say may be given in evidence."  

 

Got all that?  

 

Any guesses how likely it is after that mouthful to actually get a confession?  

 

All to ensure the little dirtbag who stole your car isn't deprived of any single right the Supreme Court and a host of other appellate courts have decided he's entitled to.  

 

Despite all the platitudes mouthed by the attorney general, the premier, the federal justice minister and a host of other politicos who know best, everything is stacked against your rights and in favor of the scumbag with your car, your TV or your stereo.  

 

The only thing standing in the way is the police. The thin blue line.  

 

Now remember the cop who was sent to jail last week.  

 

He was convicted on the dubious word of some young nosepicker he arrested breaking into a house.  

 

The thin blue line is now a lot thinner.  

 

I'll leave with his words, spoken to me the day after he was released from jail, on bail, pending his appeal.  

 

"I haven't told my six-year-old son about this yet," said Const. Real Vallee. "How do I explain to him where his daddy has been for four days?"  

 

How indeed?  

 

We should all be angry. Bloody angry.  

 

  -30-

 

 

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